By Dylan Reynolds
It was beautiful… It was majestical… it was, a banana. I and Chilli-Chonga were working on an awesome experiment on a banana to make the tastiest banana in the world
When it was time to finalise the experiment and pull the finishing lever… Something went a bit wrong… I actually pulled the wrong lever, I pulled the: DON’T PULL THIS LEVER lever instead.
“a bit dumb putting them next to each other” I thought to myself as red lights kept on flickering on and off behind me…
“WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOO?!” Screamed Chilli-Chonga in anger.
“Umm, nothing” I lied.
Just as I lied, the glass the banana was held in suddenly shattered in the blink of an eye, and a giant, mutated, yellow bulging monstrosity came limping out.
“I COULD KILL FOR CHEESE!” It slowly said in a low voice.
“Umm, w-well you c-can h-have some cheese.” Chilli-Chonga said in a nervous voice.
I COULD KILL FOR… CHEESE! It screamed a few seconds later as it charged at Chilli-Chonga in rage.
The brown point on its head went straight through Chilli-Chonga’s chest, blood was flowing like crimson rivers down Chilli-Chonga’s body, the suddenly Chilli-Chonga vanished in a blink of an eye. Then the bulging monstrosity made an astonished noise and faced my way… Then suddenly the beast charged at me.
“AAAAAHHHH!” I screamed as it knocked me to the floor, I had a hole in my leg, blood streaming out non-stop.
The banana then turned around and looked at me with its red bloodshot eyes, but I also had my eye on something; the control panel… I was looking at the self-destruct button. I crawled over to it.
“AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” I screamed at the top of my lungs as the bulging beast rammed into me again.
But, luckily the knockback of the hit flew me right in front of the control panel, so I got up…
And pressed the button…
“What?” I asked myself in amazement, “where am I?” I asked again in amazement.
“Hey mate,” said a familiar voice behind me…
“Chilli-Chonga?!?!?!?!? But you died, and va-
“Vanished, right. I teleported here.”
“But I blew up the station! I should be dead!”
“Look out the window…”
As I looked out in the darkness of space I saw a bright explosion of light and an ever expanding ring of flames and debris.
U GOT 1 MESSAGE, U R SOUGHT OF LONELY. Went the message machine as it bleeped and blooped.
“YESSSSSASASASASA!!!!!” Went Chilli-Chonga as he jumped up in the air said yeet, did a flip and landed in front of the massage machine. “I’M NOT LONELY ANYMORE!!!!!-Hello.” He then said after his flip next to the message machine.
“Hello, come to the planet triton in exactly 12AM sharp… Or else your ugly familie gets it…
DIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS RUN OR U GET BLOWN UP… Went the message machine as Chilli-Chonga walked away as fast as he could.
“Why did that happen?” I asked a bit later.
“I dunno, it hasn’t happened before,” Chilli-Chonga replied shortly after.
“Pfft! Yeah right,” I said in a rude voice as I looked back out the window.
“Ummm, Chonga?” I said in concern.
“Yee.” Chilli-Chonga replied.
“Is that supposed to happen?” I asked in concern again as I was staring out the window looking at giant clumps of debris heading our way, and fast
But it was too late, the debris wrecked the vessel completely… Like rocks flying through a tissue, after a few seconds the ship was completely demolished and plummeting to the ground below…
“Black… Blackness was all I could see… Just a black abyss of dark…”
“C’mon mate, wake up!” Said a familiar voice beyond the blackness.
The blackness started turning light with a blinding light of bright vivid colours and the smells of fruit and flowers. Then there was a familiar face, an old friend.
“Chilli-Chonga!” I said in an amazed voice, “what happened how do you and me keep surviving!?!?!?!?” I went on. “I- I must be- SUPERHUMAN!!!!!” I screamed up in the air.
“Oh shut up.” Said Chilli-Chonga in a sarcastic voice.
“Where are we?” I asked. “If I’m correct I think it is the planet Triton, so it’s where we need to be…”
“Ok, the lets go get your ugly family back mate.”
After I agreed to get Chilli-Chonga’s family back we explored the wilds of the planet with great caution.
“What is that!?” I said looking down a cliff to the sight of a camp.
“It’s a camp, are you stupid?” Replied Chilli-Chonga in a rude voice.
“We need to get down there. I think I see hostages and people with guns… Maybe your family is down there.” I said.
“Are you thinking what I am thinking?” I said.
“Aim for the bushes.” Chilli-Chonga replied.
“Yep,” I said as we backed away from the cliff edge.
Then we ran as fast as we could and jumped…………
We went on the concrete below with a thunderous crack.
“HA, GET R3KT!!” Went a guard.